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Sana: Mama! Why didn't you wake me up earlier? 5 minutes even?! You could've at least done that!
Misako: If you sleep well, you grow well. If you oversleep, you grow more. Good morning, Sana.

Sana: Mama! I'm already late! Even if I leave now, I'll be marked tardy so PLEASE let me go to school NOW!
Misako: I don't care if you're tardy or not, but I'm not nice enough to let you go without eating your breakfast.

Misako: Drive safely by recklessly!

[This is Sana's rampage on live national television about Hayama]
Sana: Zenjiro-sensei, a kid's world is not so simple. It's survival of the fittest! A world where the only law is the law of the jungle!
Zenjiro: "Survival of the fittest?"
Sana: Yep! Survival of the fittest! Let's face it, Zenjiro-sensei. A weakling like you would be killed and eaten after a few minutes.
Zenjiro: Killed?
Sana: Yep! Our classroom is flooded with the tears of teachers! Soccer balls, spit balls and rockets fly like swarming maggots. Are you listening to me, Zenjiro-sensei? Are you listening, everyone? That's not a school, it's a ZOO! Those aren't boys, they're monkeys! Baboons! Dirty, smelly, stinky, butt-sniffing baboons! They make a mess and it's HIS fault!
Zenjiro: Who's fault?
Sana: HIS FAULT!
Zenjiro: Who's he?
Sana: Hey, Hayama! Yeah. I'm talking to you, Astroturf for brains! Are you listening to me? 6th grade student #36 Akito Hayama! YOU YOU YOU YOU! It's ALL YOUR FAULT! I come to school every day and all I get is crap thrown by you and your little monkeys! What the hell is wrong with you?! LET ME GO! HAYAMAAAAA!

Sana: We're not children anymore, so why don't we split our butts?
Hayama: You mean "split our guts." Butts are already split.

Misako: Sana. Let me give you some advice. In order to win a battle, it's crucial to attack your opponent's weak spot.
Sana: Weak spot? What a great idea!
Rei: Sensei, don't you think that's unfair?
Misako: Human beings have to be unfair sometimes in order to live!

Tsuyoshi: Ooh! A girl is being raped and I can't do anything! I'm just a poor little lamb!
Sana: *beating up all the boys* I'm NOT being raped!

Aya: Sana-chan, are you just going to watch this happen?
Sana: I'll never rest until he says uncle!
Hayama: Uncle. Uncle uncle... uncle uncle uncle...

Onda: Sensei! Do you have the article ready YET?!?
Misako: What is your favorite color, drink, and fighting technique?
Onda: Um... Pink, tea, and joint sparring.
Misako: Hm. So that's how it is.
Onda: So that's how what is?
Misako: You are the type of person who says you want the article, but deep inside you really want to wait longer.
Onda: M... Me?
Misako: Yes. That's what this characteristic calculator says.

Boy 1: Man, that was shocking.
Boy 2: He really does have a mother-complex! [they giggle]
Hayama: [Turns around and throws a desk at the boys.]
Sana: Hayama?!
Hayama: What's wrong with loving your own mother?!

Misako: Eeeeeeeek!
Sana: Oh, good morning, Mama!
Misako: What's wrong, Sana? What happened?!
Sana: Wow, how unusual. Mama is confused!
Misako: Sana, are you ill?
Sana: Nope, I just woke up naturally.
Misako: I knew it! There must be something wrong.

Sana: I'm home!
Misako: Oh? Where's Sagami-kun?
Sana: I came home avoiding him.
Misako: Really? Why? How come? What made you avoid Sagami-kun? Ah ah ahhhhh. Poor Sagami-kun, ha ha ha ha.
Sana: She's totally getting a kick out of this.

Sana: Why are you running away? It's me! It's me!
Hayama: You just answered your own question.

Hayama: Why are you laughing at a time like this?
Sana: My face can't help but smile!
Hayama: What a weirdo.

Sana: Yo, hi there! I'm Sana! Please have a seat! You know the saying, "Sitting [suwaru] is the best medicine!"
Babbit: That's "Laughter [wawaru] is the best medicine!"
Sana: A sitting fool and a laughing fool!
Babbit: What's with all the fools?
Sana: Sit for 3 years and run for 8 more!
Babbit: ...And now you don't even make sense!

Sana: Woah! Hayama is very amused! Was it so funny? Was it that good? I'm sorry, but he rarely laughs so much. This is maybe the first time. This is rarer than finding a dog with a human's face!

Mami: Sana-chan! The meat's going to be all gone!
Sana: Eh? Yeah! Come on, it's meat! It's meat!... It's all gone!
Hisae: Barbecue is a battle! Slow ones don't deserve to eat!
Aya: We still have the fatty parts.
Sana: I'm taking this meat!
Mami: Sana-chan, that's raw!
Sana: Raw is fine! I like everything RAW!

[Rei is faking sick and Sana is freaking out.]
Rei: Um, sensei and Sana-chan, you guys should both leave soon.
Sana: No time for that! Gotta call the ambulance! The ambulance!
Misako: That's of no use, Sana.
Sana: What do you mean?
Misako: Seeing a doctor won't make him better.
Sana: Does that mean he's... possessed by an evil spirit?! Oh, fight! In the name of the power of Supopotamin, leave Rei-kun's body now!
Misako: That's not it.
Sana: Then you mean to tell me he's... got a terminal illness?! I'll pray for the recovery of Rei-kun under this waterfall!
Misako: I'm telling you, that's not it.
Sana: What is it? Mama! Is it that fun to frustrate your daughter?!
Misako: You're the one that's letting your head explode!
Sana: The head that's exploding is Mama's!
Misako: Don't speak like that to your mother!
Sana: Don't speak like that to your daughter!
Rei: Please, stop it. Both of you.
Sana: But Rei-kun! Your illness!
Rei: Well, actually...
Sana: AAHHHHH! Fake sickness?!
Rei: Sorry.
Misako: See, your mother's been saying it's fake from the start.
Sana: No you haven't.

Misako: You forced a kiss upon my daughter, didn't you? How do you think a girl would feel being kissed so suddenly? How can an elementary school boy like you understand? Have you ever thought of how she felt? Now, listen. I have one thing to say to you: You must continue doing things like this! It's fun! End of lecture!
Rei: End of lecture? Sensei, that's not it!
Misako: No, that's it. I just wanted to see what this Hayama boy looked like. Shimura-san! There's some cake, isn't there? Will you bring some for the boy?
Shimura: Yes!
Rei: "Yes"? He kissed her.
Misako: Really?!
Rei: He sure did!
Misako: [To Hayama] I see. You have nice eyes. I've grown to like you. From now on, I leave my daughter in your hands.

Hayama's Dad: Sana-chan's weird but cute. If someone like that married Akito that would be fun, just kidding.
Hayama: That wouldn't happen.
Hayama's Dad: Why?
Hayama: Because she's going to have her husband go live with her.
Hayama's Dad: Live with the wife?! So Akito's going away.
Hayama: What are you talking about?
Hayama's Dad: And Natsumi's eventually going to get wed and go.
Natsumi: Yeah, some day.
Hayama's Dad: What the hell? Dad's going to be lonely!

[After Naozumi tells Sana that he knows her secret]
Sana: So, what are you? Do you think you've found my weak spot, eh?! And what were you going to do about it, eh?! What were you going to do after threatening me like that, eh?! What are you after? Get money? Get fame? Or what? No, I can't say that idea! It's too outrageous! What kind of a person are you?!

Naozumi: I'm sorry. Introspection! [strikes a thinking pose]
Sana: Woah! What's with that pose?!
Babbit: Smooth!
Naozumi: I like you, Sana-chan!
Sana: Hey! You can't just suddenly say you like me! What is this?!
Babbit: Woah! You suddenly got abrupt and confessed your love?! This line could be used. Better write it down.

Sana: He's gone. Why not? Sana will dance. The trembling swaaaan, floating on the surface of the waaaaaaaaaterrrrr...

Naozumi: Hayama?
Hisae: Oh! That's him!
Naozumi: Which one?
Hisae: The one that waved and looks nice? It's not him.

Rei: Hayama said hello to me! And he even bowed his head! What's the matter with him? I'm in shock!

Sana: Hey, hey, may I turn the TV on? Too late. Already did.

Sana: I have a few moles from birth. They're big and three in a row.
Nanami: Yup, yup. They look like the three stars in Orion.
Sana: But I won't tell you where they are!
Nanami: No way, no way! We won't tell you, Akito!
Sana: Mine are more unusual.
Nanami: But I won't tell you where they are!
Hayama: On your butt?
Nanami: Bingo.
Sana: How did you know that?!
Hayama: Oh? Was I right?
Sana: OH MY GOD! Please don't tell anyone else! Only Mama knows about them! I shouldn't have said anything.
Hayama: Don't worry. That topic won't pop up anywhere.
Hayama's Dad: You guys sound energetic. Whatcha'll talkin' 'bout?
Hayama: Oh, did you know that on her butt she has three...
Sana: I said "DON'T TELL ANYONE!!"

Rei: Sensei, I've brought Sana-chan here, though...
Misako: Yes, thank you. But why is Hayama-kun here?
Rei: Um, well... I asked him to thread lightly.
[Hayama flips up Sana's skirt]
Sana: WOAH! Hey, what the hell was THAT for?! Hayama! You sicko-freak! How the hell can I trust you?!
Rei: Sana insisted on having him here cause he helps her stay calm.
Misako: Fine, then.

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